Dan's asleep and snoring...
So I know it's extremely hypocritical of me but...
DAN'S SNORING IS GETTING ON MY NERVES.
I tell you, it doesn't take that kid long to fall asleep, and when he does, he's laying on his back, allowing his mouth to fly wide open and before long it sounds like he's regurgitating up his own saliva. Seriously, it gets so loud sometimes that I'm actually quite scared for his well being. And of course I say I'm being hypocritical because I know I have my own history of snoring problems. Phil, my roomate last year, can certainly attest to this.
So what do I do about it? I finally took some iniative last night and told Dan that if he's going to drink, he should really invest in some Breathe Right strips. I noticed, after a quarter or so of experiments, that the nights where Dan's snoring is nearly unbearable, he had been drinking earlier in the evening. And that's pretty much the only reason why I'm mad about the situation. But that's just because I don't think Dan should be drinking as much as he does anyway.
And then of course Lambda Chi held our winter formal this past weekend. And no, I didn't go. I'd say there were a number of factors at work, but probably the number one reason I didn't go was because I couldn't find a legitimate date. And I know Hanauer and Rockoff will probably get on here and say "there were PLENTY of girls you could have gone with."
Don't get me wrong, this was true.
But the thing is, if I had gone with somebody as just a friend, I would have felt bad about myself because I couldn't find a 'real' date. And I hate feeling bad for myself. It's the most humiliating thing ever. I mean c'mon - I'm Max. I'm great. No reason to feel bad over here.
Anyway, I've got to head to class. I'll probably end up posting the rest of what I have to say later today or tomorrow.
Final thought: 3 days till spring training, bitches. Cubs suck, go Cardinals.